Sign up now!When Celtic opened the scoring against Lask courtesy of a low Callum McGregor shot after 21 minutes on

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Sign up now!When Celtic opened the scoring against Lask courtesy of a low Callum McGregor shot after 21 minutes on Tuesday night, the Scottish champions looked to have exorcised their Bigger Cup demons from 12 months ago. Four goals ahead of their Austrian hosts on aggregate, it seemed utterly inconceivable that Martin O’Neill’s side could emulate, let alone eclipse, their humiliation at the hands of Kairat Almaty last August and the match commentator intoned as much. “And with that moment, this tie surely moves beyond the grasp of Lask,” soothed Bill Leslie, as the Celtic skipper’s deflected daisy-cutter fizzed past the home goalkeeper and rippled the Austrian champions’ net.

While one could argue Bill has commentated on enough fitba over the years to know better than to count unhatched chickens, not even the combined forces of Mystic Meg and Nostradamus could have foreseen the calamitous capitulation that was about to unfold. From a position of apparent indomitability, Celtic proceeded to ship five goals without reply to endure what is arguably the Grand Old Team To Play For’s greatest European embarrassment yet.I gave up trying to understand football finances long ago, but even so I’m staggered by how many clubs have been able to get shot of underperforming recruits recently, for a price way more than they paid for the (now unwanted) player in the first place. Oh, and while I’m here, anyone interested in buying a second hand telly?

The sound doesn’t work and I’ve lost the remote; I paid £50 for it but I’ll take £100” – Phil Taverner.Noble Francis’s letter about Chelsea’s game-winning arithmetic tactics (yesterday’s Football Daily letters) is so reminiscent of Kevin Keegan’s Newcastle. Who cares if the other side score nine, we’ll score 10, seemed to be the mindset. As for Chelsea against the rest of the Premier League, for the sake of my fantasy team, I’ll love it if they beat them” – Ken Muir.This is an extract from our daily football email … Football Daily.

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